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There are the Grand Canyons. There are the Yellowstone geysers. And then there is this.
If you drive 200 miles due west of Topeka, past the combine harvesters and the “next gas 47 miles” signs, you will eventually hit the town of Cawker City, Kansas (population: 313). The wind whips across the plains like a dry eraser, and for a moment, you might think you’ve arrived at absolutely nothing.
But then, rising from a concrete sarcophagus under a wooden gazebo, you see it. A beige behemoth. A knotty leviathan. The World’s Largest Ball of Twine Rolled by a Single Man.
Let’s get the specifics right, because twine balls are a competitive sport in the Midwest. This is not the largest ball of twine ever (that’s in Minnesota, and they cheated using a mechanized crane). No, this one is purer. From 1953 until his death in 1974, a farmer named Frank Stoeber wound sisal twine for four hours every single day. The result? A brute-force sculpture weighing nearly 20,000 pounds and measuring over 40 feet in circumference.
When you first pull off the two-lane highway, you will laugh. It is impossible not to. The thing sits there like a beige planet that fell out of orbit, protected by a chain-link fence and a sign that politely asks you not to poke it. But here is the secret: after you stand in front of it for five minutes, the laughter fades into genuine awe.
See that frayed bit near the north face? That was added by a Boy Scout troop in 1988. That dark stain? Some say it was coffee; others say it was a particularly aggressive Kansas hailstorm. You start to realize this isn’t just a ball of string. It is a time capsule made of farmers’ baling leftovers.
The true genius of Cawker City, however, is that the attraction is not finished. Every August during the “Twine-a-Thon,” you can bring a piece of twine and add your own wraps to the globe. You are allowed to touch the artifact. You can walk around it, running your hand over the coarse fibers, feeling the lumps where Stoeber switched from orange polypropylene to rough hemp.
How to Experience It:
Bring your own twine. Seriously. The gift shop (a converted garage next door) sells foot-long segments. For two dollars, you can add your DNA to this peculiar monument.
Stay for sunset. The golden hour light makes the ball look like a sleeping woolly mammoth.
Talk to the volunteer docent. Inevitably, a local named Betty will wander over. She will tell you exactly which knot was tied in 1972 during the Nixon administration.
The Verdict:
The Grand Canyon shows you the power of geology. The Statue of Liberty shows you the power of ideals. But the World’s Largest Ball of Twine? It shows you the power of a man who had a lot of time on his hands and a stubborn refusal to throw anything away.
It is random. It is ridiculous. It is perfectly, uniquely American. And in a world of virtual reality and high-speed everything, there is something deeply soul-nourishing about standing in a field in Kansas, staring at a 20,000-pound knot, and whispering, “Huh. So that’s it.”
Rating: 5/5 stars. Don’t miss the Twine Ball. But seriously, bring a bottle of water. You are in the middle of nowhere.